So I stumbled upon this awesome page
showcase.netins.net/web/tash/rules/rules.html/ which had an article about Rules that Guys wish Gals should know. And I couldn’t stop myself to write some of them here.
Sometimes we just don’t want to talk. Don’t take it personally.
Understand that men are single-minded and can only do one thing at a time. So don’t talk to us while we’re doing something. We will either ignore you, because we don’t hear you “honestly” , or we’ll screw up what we’re doing because you’ve distracted us.
Exception to Rule 2. Interrupt us if something is on fire, if someone needs immediate medical attention, if some hot chick is on TV or if there is an emergency that needs a hero.
You can’t complain that there are no good guys around while some of us are still single. (Seriously!!)
If you ask us, “Do you think she’s prettier than me?” we just might say, “Yes.” Then what are you going to do?
If you want us to notice something, help us out by saying something like, “I went to the beauty shop today.”
Hide the self help books when we come over. They make us nervous.
We don’t go shopping. When we need something, we buy it.
It’s not that we don’t want to make you happy, it’s just that sometimes, we don’t know how.
If you ask a question you don’t really want an answer to, expect an answer you didn’t want to hear.
Sometimes, we’re not thinking about you. Live with it.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really!!
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
Ask for what you want. Let’s be clear on this one: Subtle hints don’t work. Strong hints don’t work. Really obvious hints don’t work. Just say it!
We’re not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
Most guys own two pairs of shoes. What makes you think we’d be any good at choosing which pair – out of 30 – would look good with your dress?
Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for…
Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
If we ask what’s wrong and you say “nothing,” we will act like nothing is wrong.
Lastly, We can’t read your mind. If you love us, say it out loud gal. Who are you afraid of??